Drinking Puns

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Drinking puns. Feel free to mix these up and make them your own but the punny basic building blocks are there fo you to craft THE perfect boozy Christmas caption that will either make your friends laugh cringe or a wonderful combination of both. The mysterious rock that is orbiting the earth and you see it. But with these fully customizable comfy fleece blankets you.

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This is a collection of drinking puns and comment pun wars from Daily Pun Wars. Nov 15 2017 - Explore Katherine Forbess board drinking puns on Pinterest. Crack open a beer as long as youre not at work and pull up a chair because youre about to play the beer puns drinking game.

A hamburger walks into a bar. 36 Drinking Puns ranked in order of popularity and relevancy. The largest collection of alcohol one-line jokes in the world.

The hamburger says Thats OK I just want a drink. It doesnt have an official name yet but the main rule is you have to take a drink after you read each beer pun. H20 is water but what is H204.